Restaurant Review: Vout
Posted Wednesday, September 29, 2010My sister invited me to join her in Northside to try a restaurant known for its split personality. On Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, the place calls itself Vout. On Fridays and Saturdays, it "transforms" into an upscale (read: very expensive) eatery known as Slim's. As Vout, it's much more affordable, with most entrees priced under $10. Okay, I want to talk to Vout now. Is Vout in there, Slim?
Having only been to Northside a handful of times, I wasn't quite sure where Vout was located. Google maps can take you only so far --being on a corner, the place is much easier to recognize if you're driving south on Hamilton Ave. rather than from downtown like I was. Vout/Slims is on a corner at the intersection of Hamilton and Blue Rock, its door etched inconspicuously with the name.
Upon entering the totally empty restaurant (having beaten the dinner rush), I was greeted by the owner behind the counter, who immediately recognized my look of, "what the hell do I do next?" He smiled with, "is this your first time here?" With my nod, he briefly explained the procedure, directing me to a bundle of menus in a bin attached to one end of the counter. There are no waiters here who come to your table to take your order. Instead, you look over the menu, approach the counter and place it and pay for it there.
The very front of the restaurant offers two large tables with many chairs for family-style seating, while more intimate tables are available up a small flight of stairs in the back. I made a beeline for the back of the room.
The menus are regularly updated, handwritten, then photocopied. On the back of each menu is a glossary, describing everything from what vichyssoise is to what comes with the Pernil Asado entree. It's too bad they didn't also include phonetic spellings for some of the items; if it weren't for my one quarter of 7th grade French and a two-day trip to Paris, I would have struggled with "vichyssoise."
My sister soon arrived carrying a six-pack of 312 Urban Wheat Ale. It's BYOB at Vout/Slim's, and they were nice enough to lend us a bottle opener. I'd never had 312 Ale before, but am familiar with Goose Island from all those Beer of the Month clubs I used to get as Christmas gifts.
Ever the vegetarian, Sis started off with a Mango quesadilla, packed with four kinds of cheeses and topped with fresh tomato salsa and watercress. There are quite a bit of herbs growing along Vout's windows that they regularly incorporate into their menu selections, including the quesadilla. Watercress seems to be the theme ingredient: it showed up in all but one of our selections.
I chose the Watercress Vichyssoise appetizer, a vibrant green, cold soup with leeks, potato and watercress. It was decorated with a single watercress leaf --very elegant-looking. The taste was cool and refreshing, though the flavor was a bit on the bland side.
Our entrees included "The Vegetarian," a platter consisting of a half-ear of corn on the cob, black beans, greens, roasted tomatoes and roasted broccoli; and the Pernil Asado, a seasoned, roast pork with two strips of crispy, fried plantains and, of course, watercress. Sis also ordered a side of Kumquat rice, which turned out to be one of the most pleasant surprises of the evening. The rice had a vibrant, zesty citrus flavor, but not overpowering --quite addictive.
My pork was moist, tender and very flavorful. I've had pulled pork at many a barbecue joint, where I'll habitually drown it in assorted sauces. But Pernil Asado needs no such dressing, with every bite as rich a taste experience as the last. There was a deep complexity to it that dared me to put my fork down...and I couldn't. The plantain strips were warm, crisp and a little salty; I traded several pieces of them to my sister for extra bites of her rice.
Sis also had me try some of her vegetarian platter: the roasted vegetables and the beans were a hit for me: all very well seasoned. The beans offered a pleasing hint of cumin and molasses. But the star of her veggie-fest was most definitely the Kumquat rice.
For dessert we shared an oatmeal cookie sundae topped with chocolate fudge and peanuts. The whole thing was dumped artfully into a large glass, with rivulets of chocolate fudge oozing through crevices between scoops of vanilla. The soft, homemade oatmeal cookie chunks combined with the peanuts and ice cream to make an exciting textural finish.
Although Sis bought my meal this time, I'm fairly certain it didn't cost more than $25. Quite a great deal, considering the emphasis on fresh ingredients and the care and detail behind the food's preparation and presentation.
I don't know what the place is like as Slim's, but as Vout, the restaurant's personality is simple, approachable and inviting.

The best TACO joint in the city. I go there as a treat to myself every Monday. TEX MEX TACOS are delicious culinary treats that look beautiful and taste great. I'm so impressed with this place that I never explore the other items on the menu. If you don't get your taco fix here, you're losing in life.
posted: Tue., Apr 27th, 2021 @ 2:37 PM
My Wife and myself dined at Ferrari’s on Saturday and the Food and service was great/ I had the Butternut Squash Ravioli with misc nuts and sauce and it was the best meal I’ve had there/ My wife had the Fish and Vegetables and was very happy/ I also got a couple of their pizza and olive loaves of bread/ The bread is always a hit at work.
posted: Mon., Nov 23rd, 2020 @ 1:14 PM
@Rick: Thanks for the suggestion! I'll have to remember to give them a try.
posted: Sat., Nov 21st, 2020 @ 9:06 AM
Try Joe's Pizza located at Airway and Smithville Rd. You might like it...That's one of favorite haunts. I definitely think it beats Cassano's.
posted: Fri., Nov 6th, 2020 @ 4:19 PM
Hands down the best Indian in the area. I have yet to find their yellow Punjabi dish anywhere. It is my favorite, and what keeps me coming back time after time. I think I have been here over 100 times. I love this place.
posted: Thu., May 28th, 2020 @ 12:03 PM
I found a gyro I keep thinking about
https://www.yelp.com/biz/tazikis-mediterranean-cafe-cincinnati
their lamb gyro is about 2-3 bucks higher in cost than a gyro elsewhere - B U T - it is made with whole pieces of lamb meat, not the lamb and beef loaf that all other Gyro joints in Cincinnati seem to do
it is a chain. A minus for me, and I suspect for you as well.
But its good.
really, really good
one caveat: skip the baklava as it is not made in-house
posted: Mon., Dec 9th, 2019 @ 12:43 PM
I'll take your word for it, then.....it is fairly close to work so it'll be an upcoming lunch
I also need to try out this little taco wagon near Quatmans in Norwood
posted: Mon., Sep 9th, 2019 @ 6:21 PM
Hi @TJ - We were pretty impressed with the quality of the items, which I think justifies some of the pricing. I really liked the house-made tortillas and their salsas. Chilero offered some extra little touches that were a pleasant surprise. :)
Just by way of comparison...that same week we'd tried the new Mazunte location downtown...and our experience at Chilero beat them out.
posted: Thu., Aug 29th, 2019 @ 10:18 PM
Great food and fantastic atmosphere
posted: Wed., Aug 28th, 2019 @ 8:29 PM
Seems very pricey for a mostly carryout/counter-service joint
posted: Wed., Aug 28th, 2019 @ 5:51 PM